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My neighbors saw me in a new stupid terrifying outfit today
Ugly tie dye wife beater, ninja title boxers, and a grey plaid button up mostly just in case I had neighbors outside so they couldn’t see my tits in the beater
AWESOME
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Will & Jaden Smith performing on the Graham Norton Show a Switch/Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme tune remix with an appearance from DJ Jazzy Jeff & Alfonso Ribeiro :)
aka THE BEST THING EVER!!
omg.
Alfonso just made my weekend.
This just gave me my first legitimate smile in the past 72 hours.
!!
I fucking love WIll Smith SO MUCH.
Omfg. Perfect.
in 20 years
- daughter: mom do you know that old band Tegan and Sara
- me: oh god
- daughter:
- me: I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME
- daughter: what are you-
- me: *pushes red emergency button, room flips upside down to reveal a room covered in Tegan and Sara posters with a conference table and powerpoint presentation in the middle*
- me: the first step to becoming a fan is KNOWING WHICH IS WHICH
- daughter: mom wtf
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I had the freakiest dream that I was robbed last night.
It was this guy and this girl, short, maybe even a little younger than me like 17 or so. But they broke in and were trying to kill me And my friend and I was fighting them back with random tools and weapons and it was Like this four hour fight between me abd the two of them. For some reason there was also a lot of sexual tension between me and the girl and that was weird but yup I ended up capturing them but comforting them and we were friends in the end but they went to jail
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Meet Grady, a four year old corgi and my fuzziest friend. He also has earned the title of “hero”. Let me tell you the story:
This afternoon, 3:45, I saw a bottle sitting just inside of the fence. Naturally, I headed to pick it up because I live in a woods and littering can kill the animals.
Grady flipped. He started barking and howling and herded me away from that bottle as fast as his stumps let him. I didn’t understand what all the fuss was about, but I let him herd me away because he doesn’t act like this so often. To prove he was just being paranoid to him, I threw a rock at the bottle.
It blew up, scaring me to death. It turns out that the bottle was a Drano bottle bomb, and it could easily have hurt me or killed the corgi. I didn’t take any pictures, and I’m sure the plastic shreds aren’t enough evidence, but this dog is a hero to me. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and remember that corgis, not diamonds, are a girl’s best friend.
eez:
…and?
^ you dont understand
all time favourite post ever
I love this so much




